Hi, feel free to call me April! I am 19 years old and proud! I am a Trekkie(mainly TOS), a Sherlockian(More the books than the BBC series or RDJ movies, but I love them all!), and a Whovian(Mainly Doctors 4, 7, and 9-11). I watch some anime, my favorite being Case Closed/Detective Conan. Favorite Actors: DeForest Kelley, Issac Kappy, Jeremy Renner, Colin Mocherie, Karl Urban, Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law.
Major Ships: Johnlock(BBC and RDJ), Donna/Ten(DW), and Spock/McCoy(Star Trek). I hope you enjoy my blog! :D
The car tire behind Hawkeye’s head when he delivers his “Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure” line cracks me up.
It’s like they’re trying so hard to convince us that yes, he really is a good guy now, that they had to literally give him a halo.
And the next thing he does is go and save babies from buses.
In the beginning I was teamed up with the Avengers to see if I could become an Avenger, so I went on missions with them. Everything turned out okay, but I still had one more mission to go-and I was teamed up with hawkeye. We were at this place that has spinny computer chairs, and I sat down and began to spin a little. Next thing I know, the Avengers are walking into this smallish house in the middle of a town and so I roll the spinny chair over there and park it behind a tree, and then mob bosses appear-looking for the Avengers, so I climbed up into the tree, and they shot at me, forcing me to come down and I got shot in the right rib a bit, and they made me go inside with them to try and force the avengers out of hiding. So we get in there and there is a guy sleeping in his room-he wakes up and sees us and tries to run but is knocked out(he’s fine though) and we continue downstairs to where the backyard is. I’m looking through the blinds and the mob guys ask if the avengers are there. All of them except hawkeye are, and I turn around and see hawkeye above one of the two mob guys and hawkeye pours a whole bottle of alchohol on the guys head and flees and the guy pursues, but then is knocked out, and the other guy isn’t phased and makes me go outside to where everyone is, and then hawkeye fights him and wins and we all are like whoo! We won! But then the mob boss comes in and attacks hawkeye, and I’m all like “NOBODY TOUCHES HAWKEYE” and I kick the bosses butt and then Nick Fury appears and is like “You’re an Avenger now. Congrats!” And I go whoo! And I saved BW’s life as well, and she’s like “how can I repay you?” And I said “with a night out. Uh, not with you, but I’ll let you know.” And I was gonna say with hawkeye but then I remembered he’s too old for me so I decided a night out with everyone, like mini golf or something(I’m so lame). So I’m excited and nearly faint from blood loss, and everyone’s like “OMG ARE YOU OK?” And I’m like “Donald Duck is finally loved.”
First Avengers dream! Whoo!
AVENGERS ROAD TRIPPIN:
My sister and I took a road trip recently, and maybe an hour or two into it, I had the idea of thinking about what would happen if the Avengers took a road trip. Now, I am a big Avengers fan (*cough*Hawkeye*cough*), but have been unable to see the movie, so I only know what I’ve seen on Tumblr. So, going from that, I came up with some ideas that are a bit imperfect and could use some help. Anyways, here’s the stuff I came up with so far.
So, obviously you would need some sort of vehicle that could hold everyone(Nick Fury, Angent (Phil)Coulson, (Natasha Romanov)Black Widow,(Clint Barton) Hawkeye, (Bruce Banner)Hulk, (Tony Stark)Iron Man, (Steve Rogers)Captain America and Thor), right? So I was thinking that Tony would have a giant RV, being the rich man he is, and also he would sponsor the trip cause he is rich or whatever. So, the RV would have 3 bedrooms, and then there is a storage thing above the drivers seat that would be where Hawkeye slept, aka his “nest”. So, there are three rooms on the main level of the RV (Yes, it has 2 levels), one big one in the back and two smaller ones that are bunk-bed rooms. I thought Natasha would be all “Imma woman-i get my own room” and take the large one from Tony, and then there would be the two bunk bed rooms left. So, I’ve been trying to decide who would get what beds, and I don’t ship anyone because I haven’t seen the movie yet. So, my sister recommended I put Tony and Steve in one room, and Bruce and Thor in the other. (Oh, Coulson and Nick switch off driving, so whoever isn’t driving gets the couch-bed) So Tony seemed like a top-bunk person, and Thor as well, since if Bruce has angry nightmares and “goes green” in the middle of the night, he won’t squish Thor. (Even though Gravity or something is different in Asguard and would technically make Thor 600lbs or so)
Then, I thought about some continuity things for their trip, based upon what I’ve seen on Tumblr:
-Thor is obsessed with buying Pop-Tarts
-All animals love Thor
-All animals Hate Tony
-Haweye shoots every single “Target” sign they pass by
-Nick gets road rage(which is why Bruce never drives)
-Coulson fangirls over Steve
-Steve has reminiscent moments about when he went on a cross-country trip as a kid and compares it to the current day
-Bruce does these experiments all the time that usually end up with funny consequences
-Black Widow “interrogates” people randomly
-Every time it rains, Thor runs outside and “plays with thunder and lightning”
-THOR SHOUTS EVERYTHING AND ACCIDENTALLY INTIMIDATES PEOPLE WHILE HE SPEAKS SO ODDLY BUT AWESOMELY
-Steve doesn’t understand modern things
Then, I made a list of places they’d visit:
-Mt. St. Helens
-Yellowstone National park
-Texas(Broken AC=Heat Crazy)
AND THEN some random stuff:
Drivers: Nick, Coulson, Tony. RV has 2 bathrooms, Patio on roof w/ pool (Tony soaks and Hawkeye broods). Bruce has a kitten, Tony has a puppy, and Hawkeye has a baby Hawk he rescued and named Legolas. Nick has GOLDFISH. Patio has built-in fight simulation(for random training). Nick replaced all the closet space with WEAPONS STORAGE. The RV uses a GPS location system from the STARK satellite. And then Hawkeye’s best friend from whenever meets them and she asks him to take car of her 22-month old baby for a month or so, so then we can have a little avenging parents moment with who ship what, since everyone would take care of the baby.
Oh, and LOKI would be a annoying MAC TRUCK DRIVER who always tries to mess with their plans, but fails quite frequently.
Any ideas, people? I’m seeing the movie soon, so updates will happen! And I had this idea while I was on a road-trip with my sister, in case you wanted to know how I came up with such an odd idea.
AVENGERS BASEBALL TEAM:
So, I’m not sure where this idea came from, since I haven’t watch baseball in forever, and I’m not that into it. But anyways….
So, the whole baseball season would kinda go on like the movie does (from what I know). It starts off with Nick Fury and his baseball team called SHIELD made up of only Agents (Coulson, Natasha, Hawkeye), but then Loki appears with his baseball team made of minions and himself, and uses his powers to make Hawkeye join his team, and then defeats the SHIELD team. Nick decides it’s time for a change in their team, so he recruits Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Thor to join their team. Eventually Hawkeye returns to the team which is now called the Avengers, and they beat Loki’s baseball team. There would be fluff and stuff, and Coulson would get such a bad injury that he will never be able to play baseball again. So, I asked my mom (Who played softball), to explain each position to me and I placed each character in the position they are best suited for.
2nd Base-Agent M.(Or whatever the female agent’s name is)
(I think I missed one, but whatever. :P)
So… for anyone who read this whole thing, props to you! You guys have any input or ideas?
GIF meme time!!!
Use every 7 gifs. No skipping. If you run out, go back to the top of the list.
THIS IS YOU
THIS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND
THIS IS WHAT YOUR PARENTS ARE IS LIKE
WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE ALONE
If my chair spun, I would.
HOW STRANGERS SEE YOU
Is this a good or a bad thing?
HOW THE SAME SEX SEES YOU
HOW THE OPPOSITE SEX SEES YOU
HOW YOUR CRUSH SEES YOU
I don’t have a crush at current.
YOUR FAVOURITE FANDOM
STAR TREK. Why do you make me cry?
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC
Classical, Classic Rock, and Alternative?
YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Fleeing? Funny Faces?
YOU IN THE MORNING
I’m so out of it. (I just realized, he looks like a young Jeremy Renner)
YOUR THOUGHTS ON SCHOOL
I really love school. :D
YOUR REACTION TO BEING ASKED OUT
YOUR PARENTS’ REACTION TO YOUR FIRST DATE
Haha! Quite the opposite. I do so much, I’m rarely home.
WHAT YOU DO ON FRIDAY NIGHTS
WHAT YOU DO ON THE WEEKEND
Watch Star Trek(TOS).
WHAT YOU DO IN CLASS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO THE TEACHER
Actually I’m usually drawing.
YOUR REACTION TO FAILING A SUBJECT/TEST
YOUR REACTION TO PASSING A SUBJECT/TEST
YOUR REACTION TO GRADUATING
I still don’t believe it.
YOUR FEELINGS ON THE WORLD
It really is shocking, some things that happen.
YOUR REACTION TO LEARNING THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END
Adorable Magician in Camelot? Yes please!
WHO YOU END UP MARRYING
*eyebrow wiggle* I’m fine with that.
HOW YOUR KIDS ACT
HOW YOU’LL DIE
Shot on an away mission.
PEOPLE AT YOUR FUNERAL