Hi, feel free to call me April! I am 18 years old and proud!
I am a Trekkie(mainly TOS), a Sherlockian(More the books than the BBC series or RDJ movies, but I love them all!), and a Whovian(Mainly Doctors 4, 7, and 9-11). I watch some anime, my favorite being Case Closed/Detective Conan. I like Animated movies(Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks, etc), though I don't get to watch them often. I am going to my #1 choice college to study Film & Animation! I hope to post some fanart when I get the chance, but that is not often either.
Favorite Actors: DeForest Kelley, Issac Kappy, Jeremy Renner, Colin Mocherie, Karl Urban, Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law.
Major Ships: Johnlock(BBC and RDJ), Donna/Ten(DW), and Spock/McCoy(Star Trek). I hope you enjoy my blog! :D

 

Actual Cannibal Mirror!McCoy

You’re walking in the woods.

There’s no one around,

And your communicator is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Mirror McCoy.

He’s following you

About 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He’s gaining on you.

Mirror McCoy.

You’re looking for your shuttle,

But you’re all turned around.

He’s almost upon you now

And you can see there’s blood on his face!

My god, there’s blood everywhere!

Running for your life

(From Mirror McCoy.)

He’s brandishing a hypo.

(It’s Mirror McCoy.)

Lurking in the shadows

Certified Doctor Mirror McCoy.

Living in the sickbay,

(Mirror McCoy.)

Killing for sport,

(Mirror McCoy.)

Eating all the bodies

Actual, cannibal Mirror McCoy.

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,

But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a murderer,

You creep silently through the underbrush.

Ah-Ha! In the distance,

A small cottage with a light on.

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it,

But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a Mugatu trap!

Gnawing of your leg,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Limping toward the cottage,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now you’re on the doorstep,

Sitting inside, Mirror McCoy.

Sharpening a scalpel,

(Mirror McCoy.)

But he doesn’t hear you enter,

(Mirror McCoy)

You’re sneaking up behind him.

Strangling Doctor Mirror McCoy.

Fighting for your life with Mirror McCoy

Wrestling a hypo from Mirror McCoy

Stab it in his kidney.

Safe at last from Mirror McCoy.

You limp into the dark woods,

Blood oozing from your stump leg.

But you have won.

You have beaten Mirror McCoy.

 

(Lyrics based on “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf” by Rob Cantor)

tetsuroishigaki:

tetsuroishigaki:

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.

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Seems like this really matters to you, huh?

(Source: rakugakids)

dneaves:

bloody-nips:

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

dneaves:

bloody-nips:

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

(Source: groodstuff)

mixingfandomsandfeels:

bowties—r—cool:

jellyfishnets:

Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D

I can keep looking at it for hours!!!!!!!!!! homygod!!!!!!!

neyruto:

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

gallifreyanassbutts:

whovianretardis:

hey-sass-butt:

So everyone always talks about wanting SuperWhoLock so badly

bUT ARE WE NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT ONE TIME SUPERWHO ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED

THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT, ITS A FULL ON CYBERMAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

I was so happy when I saw this episode for the first time.

And don’t forget that they named one character Amy Pond… 

majesticjackfrost:

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWERS AND REALIZE OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF BLOGS THAT ARE ON HERE THEY DECIDED TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME THANK YOU YOU ARE ALL GREAT I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY 

asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT

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theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

tastefuliguess:

congragulation:

the ultimate question of doctor who isn’t “doctor who?”

it’s “how the hell do daleks build anything”

SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE A WHISK AND A PLUNGER

queefnation:

effervescentindelibleamour:

queefnation:

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GRATED CHEESE IS BETTER THAN NORMAL CHEESE

I think you mean it is…GRATER.

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(Source: circumcising)